Pork and perks

Evidently, fiscal conservatives like the stuff, too. Here's a classic quote, about a heretofore secret GOP TV studio in Long Island:

Rich Azzopardi, a spokesman for Senator Craig M. Johnson — who had been the lone Long Island Democrat until November’s election — said he had heard “vague rumors” about the existence of the facility. He guffawed when asked if Mr. Johnson had ever been invited by the Republicans to use it.
“No,” Mr. Azzopardi said, “I don’t believe they ever gave us the password that shut down the waterfall to enter the cave leading into the studio.”

I want me one of them Bruno-mobiles, "with leather conference chairs and a conference table."
Wonder how much they'll find up North Country way?
h/t TG